Then there was this idiot...

Meatheads at pool throw football into palm tree. King Meathead attempts to climb palm tree barefoot, barechested in swim trunks. King Meathead barely makes it to the top before sliding halfway down and falling the rest of the way into the pool. His chest was all bloody and scraped up. Ew. I wish I had it on video so I could post it on YouTube. It was damn entertaining.

In Blender there was little cartoon about Keith Richards climbing a palm tree. It's actually funny now...